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In 1994 you paid cash at a folding table outside a paint-peeling room on 5th and Brazos, watched a band from Athens or Lubbock blow the roof off, and left with a napkin setlist; now the corner demands an $1100 wristband scan, sponsored gates, and an engagement coordinator hawking tote bags while venture capital chatter drowns the guitars.
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A 2006 wristband got you into the Cedar Street Courtyard for $2.50 Lone Stars and whatever Denton band was murdering it that night with zero questions about your burn rate; the 2026 version demands $2,800 for the 'Founder Tier,' an app that maps your 'synergy opportunities,' and at least four people who'll pitch you before the first chorus.
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Watched a product manager in limited-edition kicks argue with the Continental bouncer that his $1,850 platinum badge granted priority entry; the festival that once ran on $35 wristbands, photocopied schedules, and rooms smelling of beer and broken dreams now runs on geofenced tiers, $22 margaritas, and more marketing VPs than working drummers.
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