11 posts in this series
Tracking the annual corporate colonization of Austin's weirdest week.
"It used to be about the music. Now it's about the lanyard."
The tags and ideas that show up most often inside this series.
Every entry in the SXSW Ruin Counter collection, newest first.
Follow a different branch of the complaint tree when you’re done here.
Comedic Austin nostalgia satire. We remember when this town was weird for free.
This is satire. We love Austin — even the parts we complain about. All characters are fictional composites. No tech bros were harmed in the making of this website.
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