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A running obituary for vanished Austin institutions, rituals, and neighborhoods that got priced out, paved over, or rebranded.
"For everyone still giving directions based on what's not there anymore."
The tags and ideas that show up most often inside this series.
Every entry in the Things We Lost collection, newest first.
Follow a different branch of the complaint tree when you’re done here.
Documenting the luxury boxes replacing everything you loved.
"Where your favorite taco truck used to be."
Tracking the annual corporate colonization of Austin's weirdest week.
"It used to be about the music. Now it's about the lanyard."
A eulogy for affordable Austin, one price tag at a time.
"Adjusting for inflation and broken dreams."
Comedic Austin nostalgia satire. We remember when this town was weird for free.
This is satire. We love Austin — even the parts we complain about. All characters are fictional composites. No tech bros were harmed in the making of this website.
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