Turns Out It Was One Guy the Whole Time
I pinned every Tech Bro of the Week to my kitchen wall with yarn and thumbtacks, and the investigation came back with a sample size of one. The series retires, and so does the vest.
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Tech Bro of the Week Is Scoring Sixth Street on a 17-Point Authenticity Scale
Overheard a tech bro at the old MLK gas station pitching WeirdScore, his AI app that rates buskers and vibes on a 17-point authenticity scale while wearing a scalable "Keep Austin Weird" shirt; the recent Bay Area arrival who tore down a Travis Heights cottage now blames actual weirdos for hurting his pitch deck.
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Hole in the Wall Got Filled With Venture Capital
Walked into the Hole and my boots didn't stick; the sticky floors, $2 wells, and $4 covers that fueled legendary nights are now $16 heritage flights, QR menus, and merch walls selling $38 hats.
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