Tech Colonization

Browse Old Austin Grouch posts about tech colonization, Austin nostalgia, and the city habits locals still argue about.

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Wristband Scans Required Before You Can Miss the Old Austin

The festival coordinator at the 6th and Red River activation zone scanned my ancient media badge, frowned at the lack of blockchain verification, then offered a $22 "heritage sampler" of local IPAs; what began in 1987 as $50 worth of Xeroxed schedules, backyard kegs behind the Black Cat, and actual music at the Ritz has metastasized into a $1,650 platinum tier that tracks your steps, curates your conversations, and prices working musicians out of the very week built to celebrate them.

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An Investigation Into What Happened to SXSW

The scanner at the door on Red River demanded my company name before I could hear a band; inside, a panel on 'tokenized fan engagement' ran long while the actual musicians loaded gear through a service alley lined with sponsored scooters. The 1998 version cost $45, required no lanyard, and somehow produced better memories than anything optimized by a growth hacker.

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