Airport Blvd

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Airport Boulevard's Last Unironic Bar Just Got a Makeover

Walked into the old Airport Bar & Grill to find the sticky floors replaced with reclaimed wood and the $3.50 wells swapped for $14 "handcrafted" cocktails; the spot that kept North Austin weird with $5 live music, a tolerant bouncer, and a kitchen that closed at 2 a.m. is now gunning for a spot in Texas Monthly's "best new restaurants" list with a new name, new prices, and zero memory of the people who kept it alive for three decades.

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The Founder Who Saw the Carousel Horse and Immediately Thought 'Tokenization'

The tech founder who bought the Carousel Lounge in 2024 kept the fiberglass horse and the rodeo posters but added NFT bar tabs, a $9 minimum on domestic cans, and a 'heritage DAO' that lets token holders vote on playlist themes; last Friday he explained his vision for 'productizing weird' while I watched a 68-year-old townie get gently escorted out for not having the membership QR code.

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She Used to Call You 'Mijo' Before She Took Your Order

The cashier at Tamale House on Airport Boulevard used to greet half the room by name, slide your change across the counter with a wink, and already know you wanted extra green sauce; yesterday the new system asked for my phone number, suggested a 22% tip on a $17.25 plate, and the only person who made eye contact was the guy refilling the horchata dispenser.

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