Theme Parks

Browse Old Austin Grouch posts about theme parks, Austin nostalgia, and the city habits locals still argue about.

Use this topic hub to explore satire, memories, and cultural commentary about theme parks in Austin, Texas.

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Former Pasture, Now With Lap Bars

COTALAND opened its 30-acre, 30-plus-attraction park at Circuit of the Americas this weekend. I pulled over on a farm road to compare it with the original attraction on that dirt, which was grass.

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