Gary Has Been Waiting to Turn Left Onto Burnet Since Spring
A profile of one patient man, one 2004 Corolla and one unprotected left onto Burnet Road, where four gaps a week are now considered a rich season.
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Somewhere Near Waco, Allegedly
The final Heat Dome Diaries can't end until the cold front shows up, so I put a lawn chair at the north end of my street, faced Waco, and waited like a man expecting a contractor.
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I Have Waited for Every Train This Town Ever Promised Me
MetroRail is dark through Thursday so crews can work on the North Burnet/Uptown station, due in 2027. I spent the morning on an empty platform tallying every Austin train I've waited for, real or theoretical.
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Price Breakdown: Tuesday Night Double Feature at the Old Vulcan Video
Three dollars at the Vulcan counter on 26th and Guadalupe in 2008 bought two DVDs, zero algorithmic nudges, and a clerk who’d talk your ear off about why the aspect ratio on the new "Taxi Driver" print was criminal; the same building now houses a members-only "film wellness lounge" where $39 a month gets you access to a tablet, three "mindful viewing pods," and the faint smell of eucalyptus trying to cover up what used to be there.
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Airport Boulevard's Last Unironic Bar Just Got a Makeover
Walked into the old Airport Bar & Grill to find the sticky floors replaced with reclaimed wood and the $3.50 wells swapped for $14 "handcrafted" cocktails; the spot that kept North Austin weird with $5 live music, a tolerant bouncer, and a kitchen that closed at 2 a.m. is now gunning for a spot in Texas Monthly's "best new restaurants" list with a new name, new prices, and zero memory of the people who kept it alive for three decades.
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The Domain Was a Parking Lot
Before it was Austin's shiniest open-air mall-suburb, The Domain was just a bunch of nothing next to an IBM campus nobody talked about.
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