Housing

Browse Old Austin Grouch posts about housing, Austin nostalgia, and the city habits locals still argue about.

Use this topic hub to explore satire, memories, and cultural commentary about housing in Austin, Texas.

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Elevated Is Not a Square Footage

Three skinny townhomes went up where a lawnmower guy's bungalow used to be, wrapped in a banner of adjectives. I translated the banner one word at a time, with a ruler and a calculator.

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Nobody at 1312 Salina Street Signed Up for a Rooftop Fire Pit

The sagging four-bedroom at 1312 Salina rented for $1,950 total in 2012, split between a night nurse, a bike mechanic, a cook from Las Manitas, and whoever was crashing on the couch that month; last week I watched a woman in mirrored sunglasses pitch the new "Enclave" version to a prospective tenant while standing exactly where the barbecue grill used to live, now replaced by a $65,000 communal fire pit and mandatory Slack channel for "vibe alignment."

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