BBQ Lines

Browse Old Austin Grouch posts about bbq lines, Austin nostalgia, and the city habits locals still argue about.

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The Franklin Line Guy Who Wanted to A/B Test the Brisket Rub

Stood behind a Patagonia-vested import at Franklin Barbecue who pitched "dynamic queuing via smart contracts" while the post oak smoke curled around us; the same line where East Side grandmas, drywall guys, and hungover musicians once stood together for four hours without once mentioning their cap table.

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