Chicken Shit Bingo Now Requires a QR Code at 5434 Burnet
Bought two Lone Stars and a bingo card at Ginny's Little Longhorn only to watch the bartender flip an iPad around for a suggested $4 tip on a $13 tab; the chicken still performs its sacred duty on the grid like it did in 2003, but the crowd now films vertical videos and complains the WiFi is slow.
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